At The Temple Valley Times the pitter patter of the rain drops is my beat and I've got the rainy season covered. I've really got the nose for this kind of undercover weather reporting.
"Hello Mr. Foreigner" gag nose and eyes
For perhaps hundreds of years the Japanese arts and media have often stereotypically depicted Westerners with Durantesque proboscises. In fact no self-respecting (or other-deprecating) novelty shop in Japan would be caught dead without one of these on its shelves.